The gold tops thing was a joke. Maybe a bit of advice, since it does indicate a better beer.
Kruse, go to the gas station and check it out. The top of those cans are still gold. Hell, the Stag can is all gold. You must be thinking of light beer. You can bring all the Miller Lite you want but if I drink one after mistaking it for a real beer we're gonna have an issue.
-Trent